Subject:  A TGIF story (Rowe)..
Date:     Fri, 14 Apr 2000 172920 -0500 (CDT)
From:     "Roy L. Beavers" 
To:       emfguru 
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Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000 18:28:33 -0300
From: Mark 
To: "Roy L. Beavers" 
Subject: Re: A TGIF story

President Clinton arrives in D.C. after a trip to his home state
of  Arkansas. He steps out of the plane, carrying 2 pigs, one under each
arm.

When he reaches the bottom of the stairs, the marine guard salutes
him sharply. Clinton smiles and says, "I'd like to salute back, son,
but as you can see, my hands are full."

Yes, sir!" says the marine. "Mighty fine pigs, sir!"

Clinton replies, "These aren't just ordinary pigs, son; they're pure
Arkansas razorbacks."

"Yes sir!" says the marine. "mighty fine razorbacks, sir!"

Clinton says, "I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."

"Yes sir!" the marine says again. "Good trade, sir!"







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