Subject:  TGIF.........
Date:     Fri, 7 Aug 1998 102848 -0500 (CDT)
From:     "Roy L. Beavers" <rbeavers@llion.org>
To:       emfguru@hotmail.com
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.......Thanks Jim!!!.........

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Date: Thu, 06 Aug 1998 10:34:37 -0800
From: James Butler 
To: "Roy L. Beavers" 
Subject: ha

The Pope, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates are called into heaven before God 
for a meeting. He says the world is going to hell in a hand basket and 
it is up to you three to save the world. 
If you dont do it in 30 days then I will pull the plug, end the world. 

They all go back to earth. The Pope goes and gathers all the bishops at 
the Vatican and says, I have good news and bad news. The good news is I 
have been recognized by God as the most powerful religious leader on the 
planet. The bad news is we have to save the world in the next 30 days 
otherwise God will pull the plug on the whole planet.

Bill Clinton then goes before Congress and says I have good news and bad 
news. The good news is God has recognized me as the most powerful 
politician on the planet. The bad news is we all have 30 days to fix 
everything or he is pulling the plug on the whole experiment.

Bill Gates gets all his people together and says I have good news and 
BETTER news. The good news is God has recognized me as the most powerful 
business leader in the world. The BETTER news is we wont have to fix 
Windows 95.



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