Subject:  (Evans) TGIF, Politically Correct Greeting (fwd)
Date:     Fri, 25 Dec 1998 060021 -0600 (CST)
From:     "Roy L. Beavers" <rbeavers@llion.org>
To:       emfguru <rbeavers@llion.org>
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......Best wishes to all ... in this holiday season.....Things are
JUST FINE here!!!  Busy with my family at home.....dheerio....guru....

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1998 13:08:28 -0500
From: "John D. Evans" 
To: "Roy L. Beavers" 
Subject: Fwd: Politically Correct Greeting

Dear Friends on EMF-L,

May Your Days be Merry and Bright, and, of course, Politically Correct!


>>Please accept with no obligation,
>>implied or implicit our best wishes for
>>an environmentally conscious,
>>socially responsible, low stress,
>>non-addictive, gender neutral,
>>celebration of the winter solstice
>>holiday, practiced within the most
>>enjoyable traditions of the religious
>>persuasion of your choice, or secular
>>practices of your choice, with respect
>>for the religious/secular persuasions
>>and/or traditions of others, or their
>>choice not to practice religious or
>>secular traditions at all . . .
>>
>>
>>and a fiscally successful,
>>personally fulfilling, and medically
>>uncomplicated recognition of the onset
>>of the generally accepted calendar
>>year 1999, but not without due respect
>>for the calendars of choice of other
>>cultures whose contributions to
>>society have helped make America great,
>>(not to imply that America is necessarily
>>greater than any other country or is
>>the only "AMERICA" in the western
>>hemisphere), and without regard to the
>>race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
>>religious faith, choice of computer platform,
>>or sexual preference of the wishee.
>>
>>
>>(By accepting this greeting,
>>you are accepting  these terms.)
>>This greeting is subject to
>>clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
>>transferable with no alteration to the
>>original greeting. It implies no
>>promise by the wisher to actually
>>implement any of the wishes for
>>her/himself or others, and is
>>void where prohibited by law, and is
>>revocable at the sole discretion of
>>the wisher.   This wish is warranted
>>to perform as expected within the
>>usual application of good tidings
>>for a period of one year, or until the
>>issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
>>whichever comes first, and warranty is
>>limited to replacement of this wish
>>or issuance of a new wish at the
>>sole discretion of the wisher.
>>

With affection,

John
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*  Canada
*
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