Subject:  (Beal) When Dog & Cat were Created (fwd)
Date:     Sat, 27 Feb 1999 094159 -0600 (CST)
From:     "Roy L. Beavers" <rbeavers@llion.org>
To:       emfguru <rbeavers@llion.org>
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.......Here is another good "add on" to our dog TGIF this week....
It correctly identifies my two animals......Thanks, Jim......

Roy Beavers (EMFguru)
rbeavers@llion.org................
...It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness... 
.................PEOPLE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN PROFITS...............

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Date: Fri, 26 Feb 1999 18:52:38 EST
From: EMFEFFECTS@aol.com
To:  "Roy L. Beavers" 
Subject: When Dog & Cat were Created

TGIF Special to All, et al.:

Couldn't resist sending this one on...

Jimby

WHEN DOG AND CAT WERE CREATED

 A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the
 answer to "Where do pets come from?"

 Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every
 day.  Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is
 difficult for me to remember how much you love me."

 And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will
 be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so
 that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how
 selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will
 accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."

 And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a
 good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be
 with Adam and he wagged his tail.

 And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the
 Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

 And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to
 be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my
 own name, and you will call him DOG."

 And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And
 Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged
 his tail.

 After a while, it came to pass that Adam’s guardian angel came to the
 Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and
 preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has
 indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well."

 And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who
 will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion
 will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always
 worthy of adoration."

 And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey
 Adam.

 And when Adam gazed into Cat’s eyes, he was reminded that he was not
 the supreme being. And Adam learned humility.  And God was pleased. And
 Adam was greatly improved. And Dog was happy. And the cat didn’t give a
 shit one way or the other.
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