Subject:  Bonus TGIF.....  Bridge over troubled waters (Rosen)..
Date:     Fri, 3 Dec 1999 104009 -0600 (CST)
From:     "Roy L. Beavers" 
To:       emfguru 
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........Everybody has worked hard this week.....  You deserve a bonus....

Roy Beavers (EMFguru)
roy@emfguru.com

.....It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness.....
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Wed, 1 Dec 1999 17:44:47 EST
From: Larrosen33@aol.com
To: Larrosen33@aol.com
Subject: bridge over troubled waters

Hi....   Every sport or game has it's own nomenclature...and only bridge 
players will appreciate what happened to a cleaning woman the other day.
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position and when asked why she left 
her last employment,
she replied:  "Yessir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous 
place I ever worked.  They played a game called Bridge and last night a lot of
folks were there.  As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man 
say:  "Lay down and let's see what you've got."  Another man says,  "I
got strength and no length."  And another man says to the lady:  "Take your 
hands off my trick."  I pretty near dropped dead just then when the lady 
answered:
"You forced me.  You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for 
one raise.  Another lady was talking about protecting her honor, and two lades
were talking and saying, "Now it's time for me to play with your husband and 
you can play with mine.  Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was 
leaving, I hope
to die, if one of them didn't say:  "Well, I guess we'll go home now.  That 
was the last rubber!!"

haha...
cheers,
larry



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