Subject: Bonus TGIF..... Bridge over troubled waters (Rosen).. Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 104009 -0600 (CST) From: "Roy L. Beavers"To: emfguru -------------------------------------------------- ........Everybody has worked hard this week..... You deserve a bonus.... Roy Beavers (EMFguru) roy@emfguru.com .....It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness..... NEW!!! Website ...................People are more important than profits................. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 1 Dec 1999 17:44:47 EST From: Larrosen33@aol.com To: Larrosen33@aol.com Subject: bridge over troubled waters Hi.... Every sport or game has it's own nomenclature...and only bridge players will appreciate what happened to a cleaning woman the other day. A cleaning woman was applying for a new position and when asked why she left her last employment, she replied: "Yessir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge and last night a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say: "Lay down and let's see what you've got." Another man says, "I got strength and no length." And another man says to the lady: "Take your hands off my trick." I pretty near dropped dead just then when the lady answered: "You forced me. You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise. Another lady was talking about protecting her honor, and two lades were talking and saying, "Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine. Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die, if one of them didn't say: "Well, I guess we'll go home now. That was the last rubber!!" haha... cheers, larry Archive provided courtesy of WaveGuide, http://www.wave-guide.org Reprinted with permission of Roy Beavers, http://www.emfguru.com