Subject: TGIF......... Date: Fri, 5 Jun 1998 060545 -0500 (CDT) From: "Roy L. Beavers" <rbeavers@llion.org> To: emfguru@hotmail.com -------------------------------------------------- ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Mon, 1 Jun 1998 17:58:27 -0500 (CDT) From: "Bonnie L. Mathis"> > > ~~~ . ~~~ > A small-town police officer was sitting in his car on a Saturday > morning when a motorist sped past him down Main Street. He quickly > pulls the car over. > > "Officer," the man began, "I can explain..." > > "Quiet!" snapped the officer. "We don't *tolerate* reckless driving > in this town! I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the > chief gets back." > > "But, officer, you don't under..." > > "And I said to keep quiet!" he barked, reaching for his nightstick to > convince the man he meant what he said. A few hours later the officer > looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at > his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." > > "Don't count on it," replied the fellow in the cell. "I'm the > groom." > > Julia Awalt Eastern Illinois University Charleston, IL 61920 217/581-7715 (voice) 217/581-6489 (fax) Archive provided courtesy of WaveGuide, http://www.wave-guide.org Reprinted with permission of Roy Beavers, http://www.feb.se/EMF-L/EMF-L.html