Subject:  TGIF.........
Date:     Fri, 5 Jun 1998 060545 -0500 (CDT)
From:     "Roy L. Beavers" <rbeavers@llion.org>
To:       emfguru@hotmail.com
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Date: Mon, 1 Jun 1998 17:58:27 -0500 (CDT)
From: "Bonnie L. Mathis" 
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>
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>    A small-town police officer was sitting in his car on a Saturday
> morning when a motorist sped past him down Main Street.  He quickly
> pulls the car over.
>
>    "Officer," the man began, "I can explain..."
>
>    "Quiet!" snapped the officer.  "We don't *tolerate* reckless driving
> in this town!  I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the
> chief gets back."
>
>    "But, officer, you don't under..."
>
>    "And I said to keep quiet!" he barked, reaching for his nightstick to
> convince the man he meant what he said.  A few hours later the officer
> looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at
> his daughter's wedding.  He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
>
>    "Don't count on it," replied the fellow in the cell.  "I'm the
> groom."
>
>
Julia Awalt
Eastern Illinois University
Charleston, IL 61920
217/581-7715 (voice)
217/581-6489 (fax)






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