Subject:  TGIF!!! (a few days early) (fwd)
Date:     Tue, 15 Jun 1999 121618 -0500 (CDT)
From:     "Roy L. Beavers" <rbeavers@llion.org>
To:       emfguru <rbeavers@llion.org>
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......An early TGIF because I won't be here next Friday.....
Like the folks in this story -- I'm taking a trip.....  (Well,
maybe not QUITE like the folks in this story......)

So long ... for a while......

Roy Beavers (EMFguru)......
rbeavers@llion.org.......
.....It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness.....
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Mon, 24 May 1999 21:26:05 -0500 (CDT)
From: "Bonnie L. Mathis" 
To: "Bonnie L. Mathis" 
Subject: funny



 
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an 
old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing 
the glamorous destinations around the world.  The agent had had 
a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave 
him a rare feeling of generosity.

He called them into his shop: "I know that on your pension you 
could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a 
fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer".  

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight 
tickets and book a room in a five star hotel.  They, as can be 
expected, gladly accepted, and were off!  

About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop.  

"And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.  

"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said.  

"I've come to thank you.  But, one thing puzzled me.  Who was 
that old guy I had to share the room with?"









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