Subject:  TGIF, In the Ozarks tradition.....
Date:     Fri, 11 Jun 1999 020920 -0500 (CDT)
From:     "Roy L. Beavers" <rbeavers@llion.org>
To:       emfguru <rbeavers@llion.org>
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Subject: A meaningful conversation.....

hi...   did this kind of situation ever happen to you?

  A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to  file for a
divorce.
  
  The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
  
  The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those  dayvorces."
  
  The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?"
  
  The farmer said, "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."
  
  The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you  have a case?"
  
  The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have  a John Deere."
  
  The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, I mean  do you have a grudge?"
  
  The farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge, that's where  I park my John Deere."
  
  The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
  
  The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit.  I wear it  to church on Sundays."
  
  The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your  wife beat you up or 
anything?"
  
  The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
  
  Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this  way.  WHY DO YOU 
WANT A DIVORCE?"
  
  And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a   meaningful conversation 
with her."

cheers...
larry



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