Subject:  TGIF, you know your having a bad day when.. (fwd)
Date:     Fri, 4 Jun 1999 075924 -0500 (CDT)
From:     "Roy L. Beavers" <rbeavers@llion.org>
To:       emfguru <rbeavers@llion.org>
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Date: Thu, 27 May 1999 12:12:29 -0500 (CDT)
From: "Bonnie L. Mathis" 
To: "Bonnie L. Mathis" 
Subject: you know your having a bad day when..


  
        You Know You're Having a Bad Day When...


Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.

Your income tax refund check bounces.

It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.

The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

You wake up and your braces are stuck together.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.

You put both contacts into the same eye.

Your mother approves of the person you're dating.

Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.

You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your Mastercard.

Nothing you own is actually paid for.

Everyone loves your driver's license picture, but you think it looks
awful.

The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.

You invite the peeping Tom in... and he says no.

People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.

When the doctor tells you are in fine health for someone twice your
age.

You call your spouse and tell them that you'd like to eat out tonight 
and when you get home, your find a sandwich on the front porch.

 



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