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Here is a recent TELUS bulletin, sleuthed =
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Internet by our
Member in =
Sooke. Thanks,=20
Bill......
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MEMORANDUM
TO: ALL TELUS EMPLOYEES
FROM: MANAGEMENT
SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH =
INTENSITY=20
TRAINING
DATE: Feb 12, 2001
In order to ensure the highest levels of =
quality work=20
and productivity from
all employees, it will be our policy to =
keep all=20
employees well trained
through our program of: SPECIAL =
HIGH=20
INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.) We are
trying to give our employees more =
S.H.I.T. than=20
anyone else. If you feel
that you do not receive your share of =
S.H.I.T. on=20
this job, please see your
Manager. You will automatically be placed =
on the top=20
of the S.H.I.T. list,
and our Managers are especially skilled =
at seeing=20
that you get all the
S.H.I.T. that you deserve and can handle. =
Employees=20
who don't take their
S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL =
EMPLOYEE=20
EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to =
take D.E.E.P.=20
S.H.I.T. seriously
will go on EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING =
(E.A.T.=20
S.H.I.T.).
Since our Managers took S.H.I.T. before =
they were=20
promoted, they don't have
to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full =
of S.H.I.T=20
already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., BASIC =
UNDERSTANDING=20
LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.
S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. =
S.H.I.T.=20
will get the S.H.I.T.
jobs, and can apply for promotion to =
DIRECTOR=20
INTENSITY PROGRAMMING
(D.I.P.S.H.I.T.). If you have further =
questions,=20
please direct them to our
HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY=20
TRAINING
(H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you
Mr. W.H.O. Givsaschit (Special High =
Intensity=20
Training)