Subject: TGIF - Jewish Momma (Mueller).
Date: Fri, 02 Mar 2001 050310 -0600
From: Roy Beavers
To: guru
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........This is a good laugh about a woman recently in the news.....
It is NOT a "jewish" joke. It could have been "Irish."......guru......
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Subject: TGIF - Jewish Momma......
Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2001 15:25:48 EST
From: JCMPelican@aol.com
To: roy@emfguru.com
Roy - Have a nice weekend!!!
<< JEWISH MOMMA!
>
>
> After many years, a Jewish mother gets the phone call she never thought
> she'd get from her openly gay son.
>
> "Mom, I've met a wonderful girl, I'm going straight and we're going to
get
> married."
>
> Mom is overjoyed but asks..... "I suppose It's too much to ask that
she's
> Jewish?"
>
> Her son says, "Mom, not only is she Jewish, but she happens to be from a
> very wealthy and prominent Beverly Hills family."
>
> Mom is beside herself with joy and says, "You don't know how Happy you've
> made me. What's her name?"
>
> The son says, "Monica Lewinsky."
>
> Mom is silent for a moment, and then says, "What happened to that nice
> Catholic boy you used to date?"
>
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........This is a good laugh about a woman recently in the news.....
It is NOT a "jewish" joke. It could have been "Irish."......guru......
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| Subject: |
TGIF - Jewish Momma...... |
| Date: |
Thu, 1 Mar 2001 15:25:48 EST |
| From: |
JCMPelican@aol.com |
| To: |
roy@emfguru.com |
Roy -
Have a nice weekend!!!
<< JEWISH MOMMA!
>
>
> After many years, a Jewish
mother gets the phone call she never thought
> she'd get from her openly
gay son.
>
> "Mom, I've met a wonderful
girl, I'm going straight and we're going to
get
> married."
>
> Mom is overjoyed but asks.....
"I suppose It's too much to ask that
she's
> Jewish?"
>
> Her son says, "Mom, not
only is she Jewish, but she happens to be from a
> very wealthy and prominent
Beverly Hills family."
>
> Mom is beside herself
with joy and says, "You don't know how Happy you've
> made me. What's her name?"
>
> The son says, "Monica
Lewinsky."
>
> Mom is silent for a moment,
and then says, "What happened to that nice
> Catholic boy you used
to date?"
>
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