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Do I dare??!! .......Forward this....... I suppose this one, too, could be an
Irish joke......... guru.......
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Subject: TGIF - A Swedish Joke
Date: Fri, 16 Mar 2001 10:23:19 EST
From: JCMPelican@aol.com
To: roy@emfguru.com
Hi Roy and All - Happy St. Patrick's Day from a Minnesota German!!!!
Take care - Joanne
Ole, Lars and Sven had been going to the Sons of Norway Hall meeting as long
as there had been a hall. And every month, wouldn't ya know it! They
didn't win a prize in the monthly drawing......
That is, until the last meeting.
Sven was the first one of the three to get his name drawn. He won two pounds
of pasghetti sauce, four boxes of noodles and three pounds of Swedish
meatballs.
Ole had his name drawn next. He got himself round trip tickets to 'Dulut', a
night's
stay at the Dew Drop Inn and a pair of tickets to see the Inger Triplets
Polka Ensemble. Ole thought he had died and gone to heaven.......
Lars was the last one to have his name drawn. He won a toilet brush.
At the next monthly meeting, they sat down together to check out how each
other had fared for the past month.
Sven said "Uff da, I had dat pasghetti for tree days. It was so good, and
Helga didn't have to buy food for dem dere tree days."
Ole said, "Lena was so happy vhen I brought home dem tickets. The trip up to
'Dulut' was nice, we got to ride da Greyhound, and you know, they got a
built-in outhouse on dat dere bus. And the Inger Triplets, if I didn't know
better, I would swear dey were sisters."
Then Ole turned to Lars and asked him how is prize worked out. Lars looked
back at both of them and said, "dat dere toilet brush is nice, but I tink
I'll go back to using paper."
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..........From EMF-L.........
Do I dare??!! .......Forward this....... I suppose
this one, too, could be an
Irish joke......... guru.......
-------- Original Message --------
| Subject: |
TGIF - A Swedish Joke |
| Date: |
Fri, 16 Mar 2001 10:23:19 EST |
| From: |
JCMPelican@aol.com |
| To: |
roy@emfguru.com |
Hi Roy and All
- Happy St. Patrick's Day from a Minnesota German!!!!
Take care -
Joanne
Ole, Lars and Sven had been
going to the Sons of Norway Hall meeting as long
as there had been a hall.
And every month, wouldn't ya know it! They
didn't win a prize in the
monthly drawing......
That is, until the last meeting.
Sven was the first one of
the three to get his name drawn. He won two pounds
of pasghetti sauce, four
boxes of noodles and three pounds of Swedish
meatballs.
Ole had his name drawn next.
He got himself round trip tickets to 'Dulut', a
night's
stay at the Dew Drop Inn
and a pair of tickets to see the Inger Triplets
Polka Ensemble. Ole
thought he had died and gone to heaven.......
Lars was the last one to
have his name drawn. He won a toilet brush.
At the next monthly meeting,
they sat down together to check out how each
other had fared for the
past month.
Sven said "Uff da, I had
dat pasghetti for tree days. It was so good, and
Helga didn't have to buy
food for dem dere tree days."
Ole said, "Lena was so happy
vhen I brought home dem tickets. The trip up to
'Dulut' was nice, we got
to ride da Greyhound, and you know, they got a
built-in outhouse on dat
dere bus. And the Inger Triplets, if I didn't know
better, I would swear dey
were sisters."
Then Ole turned to Lars and
asked him how is prize worked out. Lars looked
back at both of them and
said, "dat dere toilet brush is nice, but I tink
I'll go back to using paper."
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