Subject:  TGIF -- Vermont humor (Gitchel).
Date:     Fri, 16 Mar 2001 164517 -0600
From:     Roy Beavers 
To:       guru 
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Subject: vermont humor
Date: Fri, 16 Mar 01 17:32:22 PST
From: "M Gitchel" 
To: "Beavers, Roy" 


You know you're from Vermont when:

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the 
highway.

"Vacation" means going to Burlington for the weekend.

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have hit moose more than once.

You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You use a down comforter in the summer.

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish, and berries.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Derby store at any
given time.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.

You know all 4 seasons:
-almost winter
-winter
-still winter
-construction

It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a
rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.

You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Vermont.


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