Subject:  TGIF.........
Date:     Fri, 15 May 1998 113032 -0500 (CDT)
From:     "Roy L. Beavers" <rbeavers@llion.org>
To:       emfguru@hotmail.com
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Bonnie Mathis (a neighbor here in Lebanon, MO, and a member of our group)
sent these.......

Roy Beavers (EMFguru)
rbeavers@llion.org..............http://www.feb.se/EMF-L/EMF-L.html
................................It is better to light a single candle ...
than to curse the darkness...............................................


Hi! I thought these were cute, and some touched my heart.
Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

Love Bonnie


>         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>         "The Most Caring Child"
>         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was
> asked to judge.  The purpose of the contest was to find the most
> caring child.
> The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor
> was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
> Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's
> yard,
> climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
> When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor,
> the little boy said, "Nothing ... I just helped him cry."
>
>
>
>       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>        "Two Nickels and Five Pennies"
>        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> When an ice cream sundae cost much less, a boy entered a coffee shop
> and sat at a table.  A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.
> "How much is an ice cream sundae?" "Fifty cents," replied the
> waitress.
> The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied a number
> of coins in it.  "How much is a dish of plain ice cream?"  he inquired.
> Some people were now waiting for a table, and the waitress was
> impatient.  "Thirty-five cents," she said angrily.  The little boy
> again counted the coins.  "I'll have the plain ice cream."  The
> waitress brought the ice cream and walked away.  The boy finished, paid
> the cashier, and departed.  When the waitress came back, she swallowed
> hard at what she saw.  There, placed neatly beside the empty dish,
> were two nickels and five pennies -- her tip.
>
>
>
>         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>         "What It Means to Be Adopted"
>         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture
> of a family.  One little boy in the picture had a different color hair
> than the other family members.  One child suggested that he was
> adopted and a little girl named Jocelynn Jay said, "I know all about
> adoptions because I was adopted."   "What does it mean to be adopted?"
> asked another child.  "It means," said Jocelynn,
> "that you grew in your mommy's heart instead of her tummy."
>
>
>
>        ~~~~~~~~
>         "Barney"
>        ~~~~~~~~
> A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up.  As the doctor
> looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked,
> "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?"  The little girl stayed
> silent.
> Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat.
> He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?"
> Again, the little girl was silent.
> Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest.  As he listened
> to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in here?"
> "Oh, no!" the little girl replied.
> "Jesus is in my heart. Barney's on my underpants."
>
>
>
>
>         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>         "Discouraged?"
>         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local
> Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my
> home.  As I sat down behind the bench on the first-baseline,
> I asked one of the boys what the score was.
> "We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile.
> "Really," I said.  "I have to say you don't look very discouraged."
> "Discouraged?"  the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face.
> "Why should we be discouraged?  We haven't been up to bat yet."
>
>
>
>
>         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>         "Roles And How We Play Them"
>         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in my life, I stop and think
> about little Jamie Scott.  Jamie was trying out for a part in a school
> play.  His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being in it, though
> she feared he would not be chosen.  On the day the parts were awarded,
> I went with her to collect him after school.  Jamie  rushed up to her,
> eyes shining with pride and excitement.  "Guess what Mum," he shouted,
> and then said those words that will remain a lesson to me:
> "I've been chosen to clap and cheer!"
>

Cheerio.......Let's all "clap and cheer!".......
.......After all ... "We haven't been up to bat yet....." [guru]




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