Subject:  TGIF.........
Date:     Fri, 8 May 1998 082627 -0500 (CDT)
From:     "Roy L. Beavers" <rbeavers@llion.org>
To:       emfguru@hotmail.com
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>From Switzerland!!!!!.....

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 7 May 1998 00:39:01 +0200
From: Christoph Reuss 
To: "Roy L. Beavers" 
Cc: Bertha Dumpe 
Subject: Re: Bertha says "NO" to Viagra......

Bertha wrote:
> Common
> fellows restrain yourselves. We want you just the way you are.  [That's
> reassuring!!!!!!!...guru]

Now I can't help forwarding the following (mildly) dirty joke....... ;-)

Cheerio,
Chris



>
> > The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
> > enough frequent flier miles.  They meet a Martian couple and are talking
> > about all  sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if
> > they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.  Finally, Maureen
> > bring up the subject of sex.
> >
> > "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way
> > you do," responds the Martian.
> >
> > Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners
> > for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian
> > go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.  He's got only a teeny,
> > weeny member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
> >
> > "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
> >
> > "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
> >
> > "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
> >
> > "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with
> > his palm.  With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until
> > it's quite impressively long.
> >
> > "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty
> > narrow...."  "No problem,"  he says, and starts pulling his ears.
> > With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire
> >  measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
> >
> > "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate
> > love.
> >
> > The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go
> > their separate ways.
> >
> > As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any  good?"
> >
> > "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful.
> > How about you?"
> >
> > "It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache.
> > All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and
> > pulling my ears."
> >





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