Subject: Politics Explained (Gadzinski). Date: Tue, 07 Nov 2000 115050 -0600 From: Roy BeaversTo: lesmonde@lakefield.net -------------------------------------------------- ............From guru (signature line below)....... Gerald Lesmonde wrote: > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Subject: Politics Explained > Date: Mon, 6 Nov 2000 23:36:39 -0600 > From: "Gadzinski, Neal" > To: guru > > > A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" > > > > Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the > > head of the family, so call me the President. Your mother is the > > administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're > > here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The > > nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, > > we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes > > sense." > > > > So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. > > Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up > > to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his > > diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his > > mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the > > nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole > > and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes > > back to bed. > > > > The next morning, the little boy says to his father: "Dad, I > > think I understand the concept of politics now." > > > > The father says, "Good, son. Tell me in your own words what you > > think politics is all about." > > > > The little boy replies: "The President is screwing the Working > > Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are > > being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit." > > > > ........This being "election day" ... I just couldn't fail to forward this one.... AMEN, brother.......!!! Cheerio...... Roy Beavers (EMFguru) roy@emfguru.com It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness..... WEBSITE: http://emfguru.com People are more important than profit$$ Archive provided courtesy of WaveGuide, http://www.wave-guide.org Reprinted with permission of Roy Beavers, http://www.emfguru.com